Here is the pattern for those of you that want to make your own talking poo!
Abbreviations used:
Chain-ch
Single Crochet-sc
Single crochet two together-sc2tog (single crochet decrease)
Finish Off-fo
This was made using some random worsted weight yarn and a G hook. Some other supplies you might need are glue, felt, pipe cleaners, and poly fil.
Poo Pattern:
Start with a magic ring or chain 2.
Round 1: 6 sc into 2nd chain from hook or into magic ring. (6 sc)
Round 2: 2sc into each sc (12 sc)
Round 3: * sc into first sc, and then 2 sc into next sc * repeat from * around. (18 sc)
Round 4-10: sc into each sc (18 sc)
Round 11: * sc into first sc, sc2tog * repeat from * around. (12 sc)
Round 12: sc into each sc around (12 sc)
Round 13: Repeat round 3 (18 sc)
Round 14-20: sc into each sc (18 sc)
Round 21: Repeat round 11 (12 sc)
Round 22: Repeat round 3 (18sc)
Round 23-25: sc into each sc (18 sc)
Round 26: Repeat round 11 (12 sc)
(Start stuffing here)
Round 27: sc into each sc (12 sc)
Round 28: * sc into first sc, sc2tog in next sc * repeat from * around. (6 sc)
Round 29-30: sc into each sc around (6 sc)
Finish off and weave in ends.
Hat Pattern:
Start with a magic ring or chain 2.
Round 1: 5 sc into 2nd chain from hook or into magic ring (5 sc)
Round 2: 2 sc into each sc. (10 sc)
Round 3: * sc into first sc and then 2 sc into next sc * repeat from * around. (15 sc)
Round 4: * sc into next 2 sc and then 2 sc into next stitch * repeat from * around. (20 sc)
Round 5-11: sc into each stitch (20 sc)
Change to white yarn here.
Round 12-18: sc into each stitch (20 sc)
Attach a pom pom to the top of the hat ....and that's all!.
