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Monday, November 21, 2011

Christmas Poo

When I first made this my husband laughed and commented "So what, you made a piece of talking poo!".

Here is the pattern for those of you that want to make your own talking poo!

Abbreviations used:
Chain-ch
Single Crochet-sc
Single crochet two together-sc2tog (single crochet decrease)
Finish Off-fo

This was made using some random worsted weight yarn and a G hook. Some other supplies you might need are glue, felt, pipe cleaners, and poly fil.

Poo Pattern:

Start with a magic ring or chain 2.
Round 1: 6 sc into 2nd chain from hook or into magic ring. (6 sc)
Round 2: 2sc into each sc (12 sc)
Round 3: * sc into first sc, and then 2 sc into next sc * repeat from * around. (18 sc)
Round 4-10: sc into each sc (18 sc)
Round 11: * sc into first sc, sc2tog * repeat from * around. (12 sc)
Round 12: sc into each sc around (12 sc)
Round 13: Repeat round 3 (18 sc)
Round 14-20: sc into each sc (18 sc)
Round 21: Repeat round 11 (12 sc)
Round 22: Repeat round 3 (18sc)
Round 23-25: sc into each sc (18 sc)
Round 26: Repeat round 11 (12 sc)
(Start stuffing here)
Round 27: sc into each sc (12 sc)
Round 28: * sc into first sc, sc2tog in next sc * repeat from * around. (6 sc)
Round 29-30: sc into each sc around (6 sc)

Finish off and weave in ends. 

Hat Pattern:

Start with a magic ring or chain 2.
Round 1: 5 sc into 2nd chain from hook or into magic ring (5 sc)
Round 2: 2 sc into each sc. (10 sc)
Round 3: * sc into first sc and then 2 sc into next sc * repeat from * around. (15 sc)
Round 4: * sc into next 2 sc and then 2 sc into next stitch * repeat from * around. (20 sc)
Round 5-11: sc into each stitch (20 sc)
Change to white yarn here. 
Round 12-18: sc into each stitch (20 sc)

Attach a pom pom to the top of the hat ....and that's all!.

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Posted by Maggie at 4:14 PM

8 comments:

  1. C.CroftNovember 27, 2011 at 4:00 AM

    Hahahaha, thank you, my husband has asked me to make this for him. Merry Christmas

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  2. AmySeptember 8, 2012 at 5:26 PM

    This is hilarious. My husband will love a Mr Hanky! Thanks for thinking out side the box for something a bit different.

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  3. macdufalDecember 12, 2012 at 8:47 PM

    Thanks for sharing! I made this for a friend for Christmas :)

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  4. cnawhisperDecember 7, 2014 at 12:03 AM

    I had to modify the hat to make it more character specific. Here is what I did. Enjoy.

    Still using the G hook and Red Heart yarn.

    Foundation (white): Ch 20, sl st in 1st st, ch 1.

    Row 1: sc 20 (starting in loop after your chain 1), sl st in 1st st, ch 1.

    Row 2: sc 20, insert hook into 1st st and change colors to red. Ch 1.

    Row 3-4: repeat row 1

    Row 5: sc 5, sc2tog, sc 4, sc2tog, sc 3, sc2tog, sc 3, sl st in 1st, ch 1.

    Row 6: sc 4, sc2tog, sc 4, sc2tog, sc 5, sl st in 1st, ch 1.

    Row 7: sc 3, sc2tog, sc 3, sc2tog, sc 3, sc2tog, sc 2, sl st in 1st, ch 1.

    Row 8: sc 2, sc2tog, sc 2, sc2tog, sc 2, sc2tog, sc 1, sl st in 1st, ch 1.

    Row 9: sc 1, sc2tog, sc 1, sc2tog, sc1, sc2tog, sc 1, sl st in 1st, ch 1.

    Row 10+: now sc around without joining until this part of the hat reaches twice the height of the hat.

    Attach a small white pompom ( I used the fork method with only 20 loops around). Use red yarn to attach the long part of the hat to just above the white rim.

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  5. UnknownJanuary 23, 2015 at 11:32 PM

    Can someone tell me how tall the finished project is?

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  6. UnknownDecember 7, 2015 at 4:09 PM

    You have just made my hubby one happy man :)

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  7. AnonymousOctober 17, 2016 at 8:18 AM

    Are Mr. Hanky's arms crocheted, or pipe cleaners?

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